it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness
I think about this often
- Friend: oh what's it called...Titty Titty Bang Bang?
- Me: no it's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
- Friend: really??